111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes 2024

Friendship Day is a remarkable time to celebrate the bonds that we share with our closest pals. To add some pleasure in your friendship, we are here to present over “111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes” that will make your friendship day unforgettable.

111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes

These quotes capture the essence of attachement in the most joyful and uproarious form.

So let’s, experience the genuine connection of friendship and cherish the moment with your friends through these quotes .


111+ Funny Friendship day quotes

1. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” —Linda Grayson

      2. “Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.” —Unknown

      3. “You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They’ve got too much on you.” —Nick Miller, New Girl

      4. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” —Unknown

      5. “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” —Unknown

      6. “Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” —Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

      7. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” —Bernard Meltzer

      111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes 2024"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” —Linda Grayson

      8. “Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown

      9. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

      10. “Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.” – Unknown

      11. “I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.” – Unknown

      12. “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown

      13. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis

      14. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

      111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes 2024"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." - Elbert Hubbard

      15. “I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

      16. “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.” – Rodney Dangerfield

      17. “A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'” – Unknown

      18. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

      19. “I don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.” – Unknown

      20. “Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.” – Unknown

      21. “A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand.” — Nancy Werlin

      111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes 2024 “A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand.” — Nancy Werlin

      22. “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” — George Carlin

      23. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” —Cher, Clueless

      24. “It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” — Mignon McLaughlin

      25. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain

      26. “Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” —Unknown

      27. “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” — Jane Austen

      28. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” —  Aaron Machado

      111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes 2024“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” — Jane Austen

      29. “Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.” — Unknown

      30. “Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” — Randy K. Milholland

      31.“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.” — Unknown

      32. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” —Unknown

      33. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” — Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

      34. “God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.” — Unknown

      35. “Friendship is so weird… You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.” — Unknown

       “Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” — Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

      36. “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” —Unknown

      37. “We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.” — Unknown

      38. “I’m your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!” —Unknown

      39. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn

      40 “Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.” —Unknown

      41. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” — Rita Mae Brown

      42. “Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.” — Unknown

      111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes 2024“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn

      43. “I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.” —Unknown

      44. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” — Unknown

      45. “Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.” — Henry Brooks Adams

      46. “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.” — Unknown

      47. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb

      48. “It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” — Gina Barreca

      49. “Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking ‘If anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.” —Unknown

      “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb

      50. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?” — A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

      51. “Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public” — Unknown

      52. “We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.” —Unknown

      53. “To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.” — Sallust

      54. “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” — Sicilian Proverb

      55. “You and I are more than friends, we’re like a really small gang.” —Unknown

      56. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” — Matt Schucker

      “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” — Sicilian Proverb

      57. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain

      58. “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde

      59. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” — Rita Mae Brown

      60. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” — Robert Brault

      61. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” — Elbert Hubbard

      62. “Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” — Jane Austen

      63. “One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” — Marcelene Cox

      "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard

      64. “If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around.” — Karen Salmansohn

      65. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” — Jim Hayes

      66. “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” — Arnold H. Glasgow

      67. “You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.” — Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland

      68. “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” — Terri Guillemets

      69. “True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” — Nicole Richie

      70. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” — Oprah Winfrey

      "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body." — Jim Hayes

      71. “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” — Mark Twain

      72. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich

      73. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson

      74. “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” — Jane Austen

      75. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” — Elizabeth Taylor

      76. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn

      77. “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” — Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

      "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." — Greg Tamblyn

      78. “I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends — and my friends are hilarious.” — Issa Rae

      79. “Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable.” — Jean de La Fontaine

      80. “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” — Aaron Machado

      81. “You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” — Laurence J. Peter

      82. “The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” — Bette Midler

      83. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

      84. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?'” — A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

      “The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you." — Bette Midler

      85. “One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” — Clifton Fadiman

      86. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” — Samuel Butler

      87. “‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.” — Benjamin Franklin

      88. “Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” — Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

      89. “Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same.” — Arthur Conan Doyle, Adventure of the Creeping Man

      90. “Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” — Sarah Dessen

      91. “Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.” — Oscar Wilde

      92. If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need~ Unknown

      “Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” — Sarah Dessen

      93. My imaginary friend thinks he has problems~ Unknown

      94. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” — Robert Brault

      95. “Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” — Virginia Woolf

      96. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson

      97. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.” — Groucho Marx

      98. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” — Sylvia Plath

      99.”There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson

       "There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Linda Grayson

      100. Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine~ Charles Dickens

      101. It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch? ~ A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

      102. To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship~ Sallust

      103. The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.~ Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

      104. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention~ Clifton Fadiman

      105. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

       106. “There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.” Jay Shetty

      “There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.” —Jay Shetty

      107. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” Anna Deavere Smith

      108. “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”  Sicilian Proverb

      109. “Every normal person needs a crazy friend.”  Unknown

      110. “Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.”  Unknown

      111. “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”  Unknown

      112. “Never let your friends be lonely, disturb them all the time.”  Unknown

      113. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”  Unknown

      "Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” —Anna Deavere Smith

      114.“Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.”  Unknown

      115. Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” Unknown


      111+ Funny Friendship day quotes | conclusion

      In conclusion, these 111+ Funny Friendship Day Quotes serve as a reminder of joy and laughter that friendships bring into your lives. They encapsulate the essence of connection, shared experiences, and the unbreakable bonds that form through humor and love.

      Moreover, they capture the priceless value of having friends who can make us laugh through anything. Therefore, these quotes present a beautiful way to acknowledge the irreplaceable role it plays in our happiness and well-being.

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